Ruminations... 

        If all the world is a stage and we're just actors
        playing roles, then I need to have a serious talk
       with the director about my motivation for this part.

                            (Braisco)
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         One day, I'm gonna finally get up enough courage
            to actually go skydiving, rather than just
          being thrown out of the plane like last time.

                     (LeMel Hebert-Williams)


           Much to my surprise, the old "arrow through
              the head" gag resulted in nothing but
             compliments at the body piercing parlor.

                          (Kevin Green)


                   I was much happier before I
                found out that ignorance is bliss.

                         (Peter Medhurst)


                 I think a secure profession for
                 young people is history teacher,
                because in the future, there will
                 be so much more of it to teach.

                           (Bill Muse)


                  I could write a whole book on the 
              problems I've faced due to my bad memory, 
             only thing is I can't remember most of them.

                            (Sanjay)


         I bet one of the first uses of a time machine
             will be to combine it with a microwave
              oven, to make food cook even faster.

                          (David Gunter)


                   My life sucks so bad my ears
                   pop just thinkin' about it.

                           (Gary Smith)



                   If I were a lawyer I would be
                   mad at the other 99% who give
                    the rest of them a bad name.

                            (Rick Owen)


           Someone should make a car that runs on urine
            and has a tube to pee into while driving.
            With enough beer, you could make it clear
               across the country without stopping.

                      (Christian Knudstrup)





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